This hunka, hunka is number 3 on my"Celebrity Boyfriend" list, behind Joe Manganiello from True Blood who is number 1, and my favorite little person Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones who is number 2. The Zesty guy and I have only had a thing for a short time, which is why he is number 3.
|My celebrity boyfriends in order.|
He is not a jealous man. Sometimes it would be nice if was, even if just a touch. After letting him know Zesty guy is number 3 on my celebrity boyfriend list he says,
"Wait, he is behind Peter Dinklage, the midget?"
Me: "First off it's dwarf or little person, you are so offensive. Yes, he is behind Peter because we are just starting out."
Him: "You have psychological problems."
Me: "Well, duh!"
Now I'm on a mission to sleep with Joe Manganiello, Peter Dinklage or the Zesty guy just to prove my point. When Joe Manganiello is helping me out of my spanx, or the Zesty guy is ripping off my granny panties, then we will see who the crazy one is!
Do you have a celebrity boyfriend or girlfriend?