For some reason I react strangely to certain cold medicines, often resulting in me coming up with strange ideas, which I'm convinced I must share with the masses. It's one of the reasons I've always stayed away from drugs. I shudder to think what cocaine or LSD would do to me.
The worst of my cold med induced craziness occurred on Wednesday. While in a semi coma on the couch I decided to get caught up on a few episodes of Game of Thrones, which I think played a key part in my unhinged text messages. Now track with me, as this will all tie in and make sense.
Though I've always had a weakness for tall men, there is one man short in stature who I think is incredibly sexy. That man is Peter Dinklage, and he is in Game of Thrones.
Number one on my Hall Pass Cheat List is True Blood actor Joe Manganiello. Quite the difference between the two. Manganiello is 6' 5", Dinklage is 4' 5". I can't explain it, the lust wants, what the lust wants.
It would appear my significant other took the brunt of my texting outburst. Thankfully he was smart enough to have our son hide my phone at one point, which was good because I was about to post a video making a plea for support in my new endeavor to save North American Dwarfs.
So again, my apologies to anyone who was on the receiving end of my craziness. I'd also like to make a special apology to the little people/dwarf community, who do not need me to rescue them. I'm definitely going to have my sister talk this all over with her therapist. You may recall that because I lack decent health insurance I often provide my sister with a list of issues to go over with her therapist.